Dear YM,

Please bring free bouncy rides to our show tonight at the East River Band Shell. Please.

youngmanhattanite:

SPECIAL SHOUT TO THE KIDS WHO TACKLED ME ON THE BOUNCY RIDE TIP
TONIGHT AND I TACKLED BACK ON THE L PLATFORM AND WE COMPASSIONATELY
ALL COLLAPSED ON MY FREE BOUNCY RIDE SIGN AND THE GLASS SHATTERED
UNDER US. THEN A RAINBOW APPEARED.

ANYWAYS.. NEWSFLASH:::::::

Club Animals Tryouts and Candy Crack

Club Animals attempts to see the world through the eye of a child, and
with the other eye, an adult. To experience this logic, call the Candy
Crack Delivery Service for a delivery of a 100% sugar crack rock
(multi-colored and multi-flavored with snow cone syrup). In this
twisted, childhood, role-playing experiment, expect a 7-foot tall man
in a plush, blue fish mascot head, white gloves and a tuxedo to come
knocking soon after you call or text for delivery. You can purchase a
few candy crack rocks for $1 a pop in a 1” x 1” crack bag.

Furthermore, we’re looking for a few good animals to expand our group.
We are a daring, hard working performance group (best known for Free
Bouncy Rides) looking for people with like-minded ideas to contribute.

Saturday, August 8th:
Club Animals Tryouts
440 Studios
440 Lafayette St, Manhattan
2-3pm sharp
Rooms: 4J, 4K
RSVP to clubanimalsnyc@gmail.com

Saturday, August 8th:
Candy Crack Delivery Service
Call or Text 347-742-2293 for delivery
10p-2am
*Serving Williamsburg and Greenpoint ONLY*
http://clubanimalsnyc.blogspot.com